April 19th

National smack the sh*t out of your gf’s ass day

April 19th

Girl: “Why’d you smack my ass so hard?”
Boy: “it’s national smack the sh*t out of your gf’s ass day”
Girl: “oh, I kinda liked it.”

by Camilo Costa April 18, 2024

April 30

Today is national bring the old Tik tok back and eat cake to celebrate nothing day!

It’s April 30, you know what that means?
Tik tok is back in business :)

by Bellywelly October 21, 2020

April 15th

Making up festivities stopped being funny after the third time day

April 15th

by Vivivivivy April 15, 2023

April 13th

People who are born on this day are magical they spread there passion to another's they are amazing people they are so free

If you see a person who's birthday is on April 13th then let them be they are awesome

by Gucci_score November 8, 2019

April 3

Sext with your virtual girlfriend day

Hey its April 3

by Joanne55332 April 3, 2022

April 2nd

This is national cuddle/fuck you girlfriend/boyfriend day. This means you need to cuddle or fuck.

Hey Baby wanna come over?
Yea I can

Okay!! Can we cuddle
No

But it’s April 2nd you have to or we can fuck
Ohhhh okay bet

by Rara/rairai March 31, 2021

Aprill

Hope inspiring hope beacon of hope

Aprill never fails.

I never lost Aprill.

by The Permenter Life December 10, 2019