April 19th

Massive Cock if that's your birthday

Damn that guy Chris over there has a massive Cock, I bet he was born on April 19th

by Christmastonimo November 21, 2021

April 12

National take a random person on a date day.
On this day the person you ask must accept.

Person 1: "Hey guess what, it's April 12. "

Person 2: "Oh, wow it is, where are you taking me?"

by MightyDuj April 11, 2022

April 17

This day is where you have to post a GIF about the "get real" meme on any social media platforms.

a random person: let's gooo! April 17!
another person: oh. awesome!

by RantendoUD April 16, 2021

April 13th

National Virgin Day, so if you're born on this day you're going to be a virgin forever

Person #1: Yo! It's my birthday!
Person #2: Ew you were born on April 13th? Hah VIRGIN

by Fuck Money Get Hoes April 4, 2020

April 30

Freshman No School Day

All Freshman there is no school on April 30

by Nationalschoolday April 28, 2023

April 13th

National Chlamydia Day!. The day to celebrate people who give it out like it’s candy!!

“hey dude did you text that girl we ran a train on? “
“nah why”
“broo it’s April 13th, yk National Chlamydia Day? you don’t want her to forget do you?

by BigRedGuy22 April 12, 2025

janet april

The girl that everyone will want. When you kiss her, you will fall in love and if you're lucky enough to taste her pussy, you will forever become addicted. You will spend hours upon hours trying to please Janet April and do anything she wants to satisfy her.

I can't get enough of that Janet april

by Shiningknight60 April 26, 2022