May 27

Its international Jonathans birthday today. All Jonathans are having a second birthday today unless their birthday is today.

Girl 1: Why is he so happy
Girl 2: cause its May 27 international Jonathans birthday Day today

by Jontish November 12, 2019

May 16

May 16 is the time of the month is when you ask your crush out!!
If you get asked out on this day, YOU HAVE TO EXCEPT IT. (if u are already dating someone then thats the only free pass)

Boy: Hey Becky!
Becky: Hi!
Boy: Be my girlfriend.
Becky: Huh?
Boy: Its May 16!
Becky: Oh! Sure, you can be my boyfriend then!!

by user0239791 May 14, 2025

may balls

may balls is the sexiest around
they can steal your bitch instantly

may balls is a chick magnet so watch out.

“may balls gets all the girls”

by mossfairyyup October 30, 2021

Mustn’t Makeup May

A challenge akin to “No Nut November” except that in the challenge, girls must abstain from using any from of makeup for the entire month of May.

Abby:“Why aren’t you wearing makeup Jess?”
Jess:“Don’t you know! It’s Mustn’t Makeup May Abby!

by 69Ligma69 November 7, 2020

May 12

Whip out yo titty day

Hey its may 12, whip out yo titty day

by mskadjkij23897 May 12, 2022

may 11th

the day it’s ihsaans birthday!!!!

omg todays may 11th isn’t that the sexy ihsaans birthday!!!!!!!! woop woop happy birthday to ihsaan !!!

by inluvrn!!! May 7, 2022

May 2nd

National send nudes from the office day.

"Hey its may 2nd, send some nudes while your at work in the office today"

by Somebody4955 May 2, 2022