Egg Salad

The resultant mush that occurs in a woman's body upon witnessing an ovulation-inducing child of christ-like cuteness.

"Did you see that picture mesh of Zach Braff and Donald Faison, making their perfect dream progeny?"
"Yeah, I made egg salad instantly"

by Shocka_celia March 5, 2015

Eggs and Toast

When you crack an egg into a pussy with a yeast infection

Friend:dude i made eggs and toast for her last night

by yu fuccboi July 2, 2019

egg man

god

literally god (egg man)

by egg man himself March 13, 2021

egg burst

egg burst.

egg burst.

by Debskelly1985 May 26, 2023

Egg on Toast

Sexual innuendo when a female bleeds out and passes an egg cell on to another females dried-up, filthy, herpes-encrusted, rotten, rash-loaded, pus-leaking vagina

Oh fuck bitch give me that egg on toast.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023

Egg-Dog

A white person that is dumb enough to use a slur in public to express their anger for why their privilege is not working.

"Hey, you tried to run over my feet", "get the fupp out the car Egg-Dog!"

by 1stKingSol August 10, 2022

egg

i just oueufed your window L bozo get rekt newb loooooooooooooooooooooool L+ratio noooob

i egg you lol

by oeuefy mc oeufy pants May 16, 2023