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Chris

The most gangster person of all gangster people that even the Notorious BIG is named, Chris. The most caring and don’t give a fuck person there is. Chris doesn’t care of what people think about him and will always voice his opinion and do what’s right. Mess with Chris and he’ll choke you out.
Guy: Yo! What ever happened to Chris?

Dude: I dunno, but I heard he choked a motherfucker out!
by Stooopid77 November 23, 2021
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Chris-Fist'em!

When Chris wont stop fisting himself and other dogs in his neighboorhood.
Ben: Yo what ever happened to Chris after school on friday?
Ryan: I think he was up all night playing "Chris-Fist'em!"
by JGGJR February 21, 2017
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Chris

The perfect man. As time goes on, he gets better and better like fine wine. He’s honorable, kind, humorous, intelligent, affectionate, scrumptious, a leader, God-fearing, multi talented, selfless, patient, a safe space, the list goes on. He is the type of guy that everyone values and respects. He’s a great friend to all. He brings the table. Lucky is the girl that gets him.
Chris is mine
by Milagros03 January 7, 2024
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Chris

Chris is an asshole dick. An absolute fucking cunt with no friends. Everyone. Hates. Chris. Switches friend groups every day because people get tired of him so quick fucking cunt.
Oh fuck it’s Chris...”
“Act like you don’t see him.”
Chris, “ Wassup pussy” *puts you in a headlock for no reason*
by BigBoo69 February 13, 2020
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Chris Buescher

The 30 year old from prosper texas.
He drives the #17 Fastenal Ford mustang in the NASCAR Cup series
Ol' Chris Buescher must have ate his wheaties this morning - Corey LaJoie
by Ayrtonthefoxyfucker January 2, 2024
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Chris

Chris is the finest man i have every seen at my school. He’s athletic plays football and track, I wouldn’t say he’s any good but he has a nice muscly build. He also has braces and curls that low key kinda match my curl pattern.
Person 1: OMG did you see Chris walk by, ugh hes so fine

Person 2: Stfu you talk about him everyday.
by partygetsaslwetter May 16, 2023
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Chris Browned

The act of beating the living mess out of someone the same way Chris Brown did Rihanna.

For example.
BF to Gf: If I catch you cheating on me you're gonna get your ass Chris Browned
by AssumptionsKill June 5, 2018
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