Milk Invitation

An invitation made at the last minute, to a far place, knowing no one can make it.

“Did Phil invite you over to watch the game?”
“Yes, I received a Milk Invitation 20 minutes before it started”

by Mentallyswipingleft August 25, 2019

squirrel milk

Is when a squirrel gets in your house and relieves himself in your cereal

Dam squirrel milk again

by Patrick swayzie August 31, 2019

Milk

cow juice

Lad: Ayy dude, pass me the milk of cows.

by Ludwig Von Koopay September 7, 2019

ramen milk

the nickname Rami Malek fans gave to him as a joke because no one knows how to pronounce or spell it his name correctly.

friend: did any of your favorite actors get an oscar this year?
me: yEa oMg rAmEn mIlK gOt oNe hEs mY faVoRiTe aCtOr

by Lizziepepparoninipes12222 September 10, 2019

Milk Carton

To go missing. To disappear. When you have not seen someone in a long time. In reference to the 'Missing' photos that used to be placed on the back of milk cartons.

'I feel like I haven't seen Mena Suvari in forever... She's gone full Milk Carton'

by O-U-812 September 11, 2019

James milk

When your part of shrimp and chode gang, and you cum tzatziki. You know you have James milk if you can grow green cheese under your foreskin

"Bro I think I have James milk"

by Jdjehduehd September 26, 2019

Mr. Milk Dud

a big ole meanie pants who has 30 mental disabilities including autism, half a brain, etc. and he is a sarcastic prick becuase he is a d

he got a small d and look like a milk dud Mr. Milk Dud

by w3845689w734ytiqwlfeui23wlgksy September 30, 2019