dirty ben

the action of performing anal sex with your girlfriends mother and proceeding to open a tin of baked beans and pouring them down her vagina like an erupting volcano, and then after you pour the sizzling hot baked beans you open a can of coke zero and pour it on your penis and pretending your spunking out ancient water from mount tunisia all over her already soaked in baked beans lava face

yeah bro last night i gave a dirty ben to james mums friends (there were 14 of them)

by kile butler January 21, 2025

Ben

Sexual predator, will sell you drugs, The type of guy who would completely miss the toilet.

Guy: ah shit there is piss all over the floor
Other Guy: it was Ben

Guy: how do you know
Other Guy: B E N

Other example:
Question: what is 2+2
Ben: Yes

by E A T November 5, 2019

Ben cartwright

Shite. To need a ben cartwright is to need a shite.

Slang used in belfast areas such as short strand.

Lads I'm busting for a ben cartwright here ffs.

by Strander September 2, 2021

Ben Dover

A gag name which sounds closely like the words "bend over". Name is mostly used comedically.

Bert Simptons: Can I speak to Ben Dover?
Bartender: (to his patrons) Is there Ben Dover here?!

by guy that is maybe based August 7, 2023

Ben Musone

The richest man to ever live

Ben Musone is so rich!
I love you, Ben Musone
Your dad is rich, Ben Musone!

by The Logic of The New Era May 13, 2024

Ben Willbond

The most beautiful man who’s ever lived.

Ben Willbond is going to be at Comic Con!!
Who?

Only the most beautiful man who’s ever lived, that’s who!

by AppleCinnamonGirlie November 23, 2025

Ben

a guy who gets no play

ben gets 0 🐱

by gegshjnebhs October 8, 2022