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Ben 2.0

Stop being so angressive, you're acting like a real Ben 2.0
by mophia Sondelly November 25, 2018
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Ben-Herman-Moment

a Ben-Herman-moment is when a friend rejects a game invite because "they are on mac" and cannot run the game. a Ben-Herman-moment usually starts with a friendly rejection; they say "oh its on windows :( " showing their regret and sadness because of their situation than who ever is their usually respond with "lmao ben German moment. L + ratio + bozo + haha lmao you use mac loser"
bozo + haha lmao you use mac loser"
yo wanna play duck game it's only like a dollar.
oh... its on windows
lmao L + ratio + skill issue + get good + Ben-Herman-moment
by the norman moment September 20, 2022
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Ben

Ruler of all monkeys, all monkeys will rule over our king and lord. He is the second coming of christ. Monkeys will be smited if they talk down to the god.
Ben loves monkeys, its just he mildly dislikes bad or evil monkeys

Monkeys: "OOOH OOH HAAAH HAAH!!!"
Ben: "Thank you, thank you."
Evil Monkey: "HAAH OOH HAA HAA HOOH!!"
Monkeys: *gasp*
Ben: *slaughters the monkey until it releases digestive fluids
"Yeah dude bens a total monkey god."
"I know right?!"
by PeeMuncher April 7, 2022
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Ben Dawson legal

I hope we get away with robbing that bank. Don't worry we'll say it's Ben Dawson legal.
by Ben zo January 12, 2023
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Ben

20 inch dong looks like eminem can lift your mother. Don't trust him with your mother he is tough and smarter than elon bust and Steve jobless.
Damn this guy is like Ben but only half of him.
by Unbeknownst December 2, 2021
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Ben

The name Ben drives from ancient prehuman vocal systems most likely from extraterrestrial origin. Means the leader of a group of like-minded individuals looking for cool fashion and hot deals, is obsessed with 20% off sales and it’s probably one of the most attractive people in the whole world. With a combination of excellent humor and style, Ben’s typically pull all the attention from any gathering onto them and rightfully so as they deserve it because their name is Ben.
Hi welcome to Focus Group! How have you Ben?!
by Focus Group 34th & Hawthorne November 23, 2021
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Ben-ism

A type of religion followed by Benists. They worship a god known as Ben. Yep, just Ben. They are known for the practice of Wukieomplex, in order to reach a state of nirvana/heaven known as True Spleebent.

They have a bible-like Google Doc known as the Bory Of Sten, which is a retelling of The Paris Apartment but with Ben as the main character.

Important characters within the Bory Of Sten include Ben Grimes, Stitien, a Brick Wall, Sploobentbutterfly, a licked Skeleton, an 8 Month Old Child, Jeff The Land Shark, Peely, Vegeta (Who is tarm and woasty), Scout, Soldier, Pyro, Demoman, Heavy, Engineer, Medic, Sniper, Spy, Freaky Fergus, and WD Gaster.
Christian: "I follow the word of Christianity"

Benist: "I follow the word of Ben-ism."

Christian: "...What?"

Ben: "Benjour."
by The Freaky Demoman July 29, 2025
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