Super straight

When you are only attracted to people born of the opposite gender. Another name can be PRETTY FUCKING STUPID.

Thomas: Would you date a trans guy?
David: No dude im super straight.
Thomas: Oh so you’re a retard?

by Narquil da boy March 14, 2021

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crowd yourself in women or men depends on your sexuality and ask them all out then boom!! u prooved ur straight:,)

“im so fucking gay..;(im gonna crowd myself in girls and kiss them all!, wow! im straight now! i hope..” and thats how to be straight!

by anonymous August 2, 2021

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denzel alfonso

guy 1: you see that straight line ?
guy2: yeah that’s denzel alfonso

by 403mandem July 6, 2022

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This is the definition for the “Straights” that live in Midtown. They legit are married to a woman. But the moment these woman are having their ladies night, like the idiot DL Thugs in The Heights, These dues are sucking dic, getting fucked or fucking a dude. However, these “men” will fight tooth and nail to protect her secrecy even if they’re too stupid to not cover their tracks properly. Bonus you might entice with a proper party. They come out usually anytime after midnight to about 5 AM any m4m app or Doublelist.

Yeah the Midtown “Straight” are out tonight. Just the right enticement, the right conversation and the most diplomatic approach might get you their dick and them some!

by CJ Stryker September 19, 2021

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