C-Shift

One of 3 Shifts to cover a 72 hour period within the Fire Department Schedule. Preceding A-Shift & following B-Shift.

Also known as “The Captains Shift”, though expected to perform 1/3 of equal work within the schedule, known to mostly not complete said work or even more often use said Captain as a “work shield” from drawing the ire of the other two shifts. Not as lazy or worthless as B-Shift, but usually less arrogant as A-Shift.

“Yesterday was apparatus day, but you know it’s C-Shift so they half ass did it”

by SHA_JFRD November 14, 2021

Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade

A sex move. To perform it, gather some of your closest friends and lovers, and make your way down to the C floor of Firestone Library. Stand in a line, ass-to-crotch, and close the stacks until the whole gang is wedged firmly in between, akin to human centipede. Begin coitus.

Serves 8-18.

Oh man, I love doing the Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade! I went with Charlie, Summer, Burt, Sammy, Violet, Noah, and Chester last night, and we had a great time.

by the_rattler September 30, 2022

Hot C

A cup of hot chocolate. But you cant say chocolate cause your an idiot

"Mother, I need some Hot C"

by God Gabriel: The Maker of Word August 5, 2020

People from the C Section

cocky self absorbed ass holes they think they are the shit gaslighting ass wipes they have the body figure of a hippo they love talking about how great they are but they are as great as a dogs penis

a gross c sectioner :hey im from the C Section

a normal person: KILL YOUR SELF

a normal person: I hate People from the C Section

by Dog_eater920 December 11, 2023

C-Bass

A mega cutie; Cute ASF, Amazing and really kind person.

C-Bass is cute asf.

by HopperTBH March 13, 2021

James C R

James C R is the superior human being. Is the definition of a humans peak performance.

James C R is superior

by Jamod February 17, 2022

I before E except after C

Some shitty propaganda made by satan and his minions.
Words that were made by chads who aren't having any of this shit:

Weird
Foreign
Neighbor
Leisure
Eight
Either
Height
Receipt

wait wtf is a receipt?

I before E except after CI before E except after CI before E except after CI before E except after CI before E except after CI before E except after CI before E except after CI before E except after C FUCK YOU AND SHUT UP

by iminhellplshelpahhh September 5, 2024