E-job

a word use to describe a virtual blowjob

Jack," I just got an E-job the other day man, it was great"
John,"Isn't that kind of cheating on your wife?"
Jack,"..."

by aloha hack-bar November 18, 2016

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e-shout

When somebody shouts on e-mail or chat sites on the web. Usually (but not always) all in caps and at somebody else.

(Online) Eg 1:
Meg: WOULD YOU IDIOTS STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT STUPID "Jo Bro" CONCERT ALL READY?!?!? IT'S BEEN ALMOST 3 MONTHS!!!!!!!!!!
Katie: NO! It was a-MA-zing!!! And you need to stop e-shoutiong at us.
(Offline) Eg 2:
Matt: I'm so sick of Joe e-shouting at us all about how we lost the game!

by Mika17 September 14, 2010

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E-Boy

If you meet a E-Boy... I'm sorry. These boys usually are always on their phone. They are not athletic and their arms are Spaghetti noodles. They can't see well since they are always winking. They are always dehydrated since their tongue is always out. There natural habitat is TikTok

E-Boys are 🍝 Spaghetti Noodles

by Justin Glener May 12, 2020

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E-Gay

Imagine, like an e-girl, but it's a guy who also loves dicks.

Oh XFioraMaster18 I want your bick cock in my tight mouth.
Ew dude, you're so E-Gay

by Kipsty September 2, 2019

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E-dumb

You get drunk in one night, you join e-harmony.com, loverplanet.com (complete Russian) then you sign up for a year subscription of live sex sex web cams.

You wake the next morning your credit is out. Oh shit. Do you want to throw 3 dollars.

E-Dumb Its true I was drunk, didn't get to pick up anything from the Bar did not want to go to bed. Some live cyber sex web cams, then e-eharmony, then loversplanet.com. Do you know how many Russian women contact me because if they get married it is free citizenship and no work visa.

The thing is I don't really want to throw it away because it cost me around $300.00 at the same it is an activity that takes time out of my life everyday.

by RustlerHustler November 26, 2011

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