Dead Person

Oh, we're sorry about you're brother passing away. He gets 5 big booms, (BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOOOOOOM.) He shouldn't be a dead person rn

by i dont have dairyophobia March 2, 2025

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AAAAAAH IM DEAD

If someone says this he/she is dead

person 1: AAAAAAAH IM DEAD
person 2: Wow i am happy that you are dead

by DesxFanboi23 September 21, 2018

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Similar to The Chewbacca Defense, wherein a person will completely switch the subject of their argument to something totally unrelated. By hammering this point home the intent is to make the debating partner completely give up. In a Dead Chewbacca Defense, the point that the user switches to will be completely wrong, untrue or contradictory, and he or she will continue to support this point and hammer it in until the opponent has to go with it and submit.
Named for the Chewbacca Defense and the Dead Parrot Defense.

Here, Rob uses the Dead Chewbacca Defense
Doug: Well, I can see your point there but beauty is defined by the individual-
Rob: My shirt is blue!
Doug: No it's not..
Rob: Sky blue!
Doug: Your shirt is white.
Rob: My shirt is blue!
Doug: Screw it.

by Jordrake December 5, 2010

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Cold dead dick

Alot like whiskey dick. A cold dead dick can be used in reference in stating that your penis will not get hard from an unattractive female. Thus hitting her with that "cold dead dick".

" I mean I was over her crib and she was butt ass naked but she was built funny as hell. I couldn't get hard worth a shit, I stuck that mother fucker in her soft and gave her that cold dead dick."

by Junior859 August 4, 2018

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