the best is yeti to come

A way to say that the glory days have past. Sarcastically making a play on the optimistic phrase “the best is YET TO COME” as in: No it’s actually not it’s already come and gone.

SARCASTICALLY naysayer JON rebuked every attempt Sid made at being optimistic - shooting down every thing he said got tiring for them both - defeated Jon chimed out well “ the best is YETI TO COME” now you see Sid replied - it’s all ending soon but just not soon enough .

by Istayyeti November 29, 2022

Green Yeti

The act of fucking an animal and getting an infection on your penis.

That guy just fucked a sheep and got a green yeti.

by CockMedic February 5, 2020

Yeti Face

when someone who is normally ugly is especially scary on a given day.

Did you see that fat chick in the front row? Yeah she has her yeti face on today.

by chip daniels September 23, 2010

purple yeti

when you put your dick in the freezer for an extended period of time, and proceed with sexual activity

Bro i fucked her with that purple yeti

by Zaye May 18, 2018

yeti

a bong toke containing a mix or layering of weed and tobacco.

“hey man do you have a cig? i was gonna take a yeti”

by zawsome420 April 10, 2023

Yeti

Someone who has an unusually large head as compared to the average size and is in the shape of a yeti's mountainous head.

Also may refer to Matt Moskal's head who had a similar headshape to the abominable snowman, who starred in "The Bridges at Toko-Ri".

Sebastian: "Yo, have you seen Matt anywhere?"

Mike: "Nah dude, I haven't seen that Yeti-Headed bum all day...."

by Bored_97 February 1, 2010

Its Sometimes Yetis

Yetis exist. This particular type of person is the logical one. Sometimes it IS yetis making that huge branch crack in the middle of the campground. Sometimes its the Russian government doing tests in the mountains; just never know!

If you meet someone who says 'its sometimes yetis'. You probably found the one that would help you survive in the wilderness.

Sometimes....its a deer the dog is barking frantically at in the middle of the night; but we all know Its Sometimes Yetis

by A Minnesotan April 23, 2019