womp

to serve a crackhead

Im bout to catch this womp

by da boss913 February 26, 2009

Womp

This really isnt very good dang its nearly guarm

"Ohh fuk that is womp dont stick that thing near me"

by VisOne March 24, 2003

womp

To bonk or hit someone on the head

i crept up behind the gofer hole with my soft felt covered bat after i inserted a quarter in and as it popped out and revealed its ugly head.....WOMP!!

dead gopher

by Johnson Mo Bonson January 18, 2009

womp

The act of the eyelids moving to half mast after smoking copious quantities of shwag, or some fine fire in a gravity bong or vaporizer.

Dude, I was standing there when my eyelids were suddenly like "womp."

Walking in on your stoner roommate while smoking, you say, "Man, you're womping again??"

Coming across someone with half-open eyes and completely glassed over at that, you say, "Man, you are totally womped!"

by 1402 March 23, 2009

Wompig

A Womanizing pig

(wom-pig)

Are you going out with the wompig tonight?

Why are you still dating the wompig?

by Troy-iena March 26, 2013

Wompin'

When you are high on an upper and stuck on something geeking and tweaking..

Damn bro you've been wompin' on the stereo speakers for 3 hrs now... wanna smoke then womp some more?

by Feddywap January 17, 2019

Glumpal Wompis

Someone who you love the most. A dear friend, lover, family member, friendly colleague, or a favorite fictional character.

dear friend, you are my glumpal wompis. I glump you ever so much. Oh, sweet glump, oh, sweet glump.

by Mrbigboycj December 30, 2022