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wisconsin chimichanga 

Put hot sauce in your lovers asshole, have them shit on a glass table and share a spicy suprise together.
My husband and I shared a Wisconsin chimichanga last night, it still burns.

Wisconsin Lunchbox 

1. When you put a peanut butter and jelly sandwich down a girls snatch, remove it, and enjoy the juicy goodness; or
2. A delicious consisting Amaretto, orange juice, and Blue Moon.
I gave my girlfriend a Wisconsin Lunchbox, then I washed it down with a Wisconsin Lunchbox.

Wisconsin Syndrome 

Inferiority complex displayed in an individual who immigrates from Wisconsin to Chicago and makes up for it by acting aloof, superior and/or self-righteous. This person might be considered the Christopher Columbus of culture. Spending their lives convincing others that they've discovered Thai food, Woody Allen "films", Banksy. This person may be disguised as a thrift store mannequin i.e. oversized non-prescription glasses, shoddily dyed hair, moth-eaten cardigans and brown fingertips from their newly acquired smoking habit. This person will be seen riding a "fixie" bicycle and drinking a PBR or if it's payday a Leinenkugel.
Theresa and Steve recently added an art installation to their loft after serving a dinner composed of lavender infused bamboo shoots. Dinner conversation ranged from not sports to Pitchfork.

Theresa and Steve display classic symptoms of Wisconsin Syndrome. You can find this ailment in the upcoming edition of the DSM.
Wisconsin Syndrome by hipstum November 4, 2011

Wisconsin cheddar farm 

Same as a Cleveland Steamer, but all you eat for a week is Kraft Dinner
After eating only KD all week I was finally able to give my girl a Wisconsin Cheddar Farm

Wisconsin Floor Buffer 

The act in which a man poops on a hardwood floor, and a woman sits in his poop. He then sticks his penis in the woman's mouth and runs around in circles like a floor buffer.
Dude, I Wisconsin Floor Buffered this girl last night.
No way man, was the floor all shiny after it?

Wisconsin Booby Tassles 

The act of one getting so bored while living in Wisconsin, that they take the alligator clips usually used to jump start a car battery, attach them to their nipples and to a car battery, and then procede to ask a friend to rev your car engine
God Damn, Wisconsin is boring in the winter! Lets go make some Wisconsin Booby Tassles