Wilbur

The most delicious of the very select, and highly evolved, clade known as Thottius milfimaximus. Hunting a Wilbur is a highly evolved pathway in itself; as those who may even consider doing so must first court the progeny of a very elder educator who seemingly demands the approaching Wilbur to engage in accompanying courtship rituals, must also memorize such a great deal of information regarding greek mythology that one's semen is saturated, and must exhibit dark melanin patternization of the skin, a hallmark of challengers hailing from the African regions. African conquestors are exempt from all previous tribulations in their never ending quest to dominate a Wilbur sexually, as they posses the evolutionary novelty of greatly enhanced growth hormone release in the penile region, a trait that is quite beneficial when attempting to whip a Wilbur's meaty thighs like the Congo drums of their ancestors.

Damn, the allelic frequency in that Wilbur population sure favors max thiccness.

by saucegodguap June 5, 2018

Wilbur

verb: to pilfer sugar packets or other free products from restaurants, coffee shops, etc. Named for multi-millionaire Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross .

I Wilbured these extra sugar packets from Starbuck's.

by Jlohm October 1, 2018

Willbrey

A proper drink made mostly of a mix of a variety of juices and water. It gained popularity in some pubs in Ireland and is now even offered at some trendy bars in Berlin, Germany

Oi mate, can I get 2 willbrey fo da mandem

by MaybachHoodHustla October 8, 2018

Wilbur

commonly uses coke

don't be a Wilbur your looking like a coke head

by richganglife November 8, 2018

Willbrook

Willbrook is an area in the suburbs of south dublin it is located beside nutgrove it is largely known for its council estates and flats but is slowly improving as they are adding more sport facilities by the years.Roads that are in willbrook are Ballyboden Road,Willbrook Road,Willbrook Street,Whitechurch Road,Marian Crescent,Marian Road,Whitechurch Pines,Marian Grove,Boden Park,Loreto abbey,Fairbrook and lastly a tiny bit of Butterfield park not all of it though.

Those pigs would be raidin me flat in willbrook down in the flats pal

by Robert Keogh March 13, 2020

Wilburize

To kill the last individual of a type of organism and put it in a museum.

Only one seen, I did not wilburize it.

by Botanyguy September 25, 2020

wilburlvrr

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I’m very concerned for wilburlvrr

by wilburlvrr lover lover April 7, 2021