This fat kid is a huge ferd (fat nerd). He is very short and is wider then he is tall. His legs look like there off a 5 year old, but his waste above weighs about 500lbs. When he attempts to walk he falls right over. One time when he is using the washroom the toilet cracked in halve and he was stuck inside the sewage pipe. He was trapped there for 3 days. He said after the event “I ate almost 10 000 cockroaches a day to stay alive”. His noise is so big it takes up halve his face. When he was first born everyone there’s first words were “what is wrong with his nose.” Who is clout gang? There is a new group in town called the “big man boob gang” created by Austin himself. When ever they get in a fight they sit in there enemy’s and suffocate them. His only outfit is a giant teddy bear that he ripped the insides out. He had to cut a 3 holes out for his stomach and his man boobs. He can not attend school because when he tried riding the bus there the whole back of the busses suspension broke and the bus was weighed down on the back. He can’t fit in his car or walk so he is forced to be homeschooled. He is also leagally blind because his nose covers his eyes.
Owen is a fat lard.
This is not originally my definition but I feel like it fits better in the Owen category.
Originally made by Pedro quacamole sauce
This is not originally my definition but I feel like it fits better in the Owen category.
Originally made by Pedro quacamole sauce
by Typed May 8, 2019
Get the Owenmug. Owen is a faggot ass piece of shit. He’ll insult everyone he’s near. He calls everyone gay. He’s fat. He’s ugly. He’ll never get a girlfriend. No one likes him. He’s stupid. He’s a jerk.
by NoOneLikesOwen May 10, 2019
Get the Owenmug. Ugly ass simp addicted to heroin and crack cocaine. Usually a bastard who fell for an egirl on a discord server. Owen is a very sensitive retard who can’t keep a job and buys syrup carts and tries to hit them. Owens can’t handle a fact they’re a simp for a goddess Lizz.
gabe:”wow! Owen is such a fucking simp for lizz”!
Lizz:”I know! Isn’t it just so fucking cringey and sad To watch him menalty abuse himself for falling for a an egirl”!
XO Niggas:”what a god damn shame”.
Lizz:”I know! Isn’t it just so fucking cringey and sad To watch him menalty abuse himself for falling for a an egirl”!
XO Niggas:”what a god damn shame”.
by Tinniggertus August 26, 2019
Get the Owenmug. Gay asf and has no friends
by Wilsmother December 4, 2019
Get the Owenmug.