Wenis shlocker

The act of riping off your elbow skin and creating a weapon out of it and hiting a person so hard they pass out.

Guy1:I just wenis shlocked that guy over there!
Guy2:so your a wenis shlocker?
Guy1:yes!!
Guy2:wana date?

by Lorax_thumper.44 November 3, 2023

pencil wenis

an obnoxiously under proportioned penis belonging to a boy who is blissfully unaware of the lack of his own girth

OMG his pencil wenis barely registered!!!

by ex-hole July 4, 2009

Wenis

A phrase which can be used to describe male genitalia. It's a mixture of both penis and willy. Commonly used by cool danish girls.

Yo man, lately I've been self conscious about the size of my wenis! It's only 3 inches!
No worries bro! Mines half that!

by Itsyaboyeatthatpussy445 April 20, 2018

Wenis Deep

A metaphor to describe the act of fucking. Specifically pertaining to anal intercourse in which the arm is shoved up the asshole till it meets the wenis. Hence the term.

Mark: My brother did you hear about Thompson!?!?! I heard he went in Wenis Deep with Becca!
Derrick: Awww no way man!

by Windex_Weekly May 25, 2018

flurbin wenis

An engorged penis.

Stop talking shit or I'll smack you with my flurbin wenis.

by Sig Nature January 6, 2018

Wenis Benis

When you masturbate daily and then no nut november happens

It's November 3rd and I already have a case of Wenis Benis.

by Weni Peni November 24, 2021