warm wetzel

When your partner eats a large Domino's Pizza, then takes their rectal opening and presses it against your belly button and proceeds to explosively defecate over your entire midsection.

Ciera, I just ordered an extra sausage suprise pizza from Domino's, think you could give me a warm wetzel?

by willycosby69420 September 21, 2023

Mouse Warming

This is when you meet up with a group of friends and show off all the bells and whistles of your new laptop; preferably one that no one else has but longs for.

Joe was mouse warming his new Toshiba yesterday.

by SunDazed January 8, 2010

Warm Art

The act of ejaculating on a person while trying to draw a picture.

I created some warm art on my girlfriend's face.

by CymbalKrash September 14, 2019

warm the crust

To smoke marijuana in a celebratory/chirping fashion in the face of others who have just lost/are losing to you in a sport/game of any sort.

After we dust you fuckers at street hockey we're going to warm the crust in your face.

and the crowd goes wild.. "WARM THE CRUST... WARM THE CRUST"... as the home team is laying a beat down on the visiting team.

by yabud December 30, 2013

Ben warm

Moderately really fucking hot

I was in the vape shop. And customers kept complaining saying it was Ben warm

by DankPotions March 10, 2020

A warm welcome

When you put your neighbors doorknob up your ass and shit so that theres a turd engulfing the knob

Susan down the road gave me a warm welcome this morning

by Where are my fingers July 10, 2021

Warm spatch

A warm area on a chair/sofa/seat that has remained warm from the person before you's body heat.

Dad you can't ask me to move I've built up a warm spatch

by Spicegoat October 26, 2013