walnuts

John McCain. So named because he looks like he's storing walnuts in his oddly distended cheeks and jowls.

I saw walnuts on the TV today, looking like some kind of malformed barnacle.

by w1nt3rmut3 January 13, 2009

walnuthead

someone who is bulbed or lamped out of their fucking minds.

dude i am such a fucking walnuthead right now ahhhhh

by PIZZLEDDIZZLE July 3, 2007

The walnuts vrs the soapies

The walnuts vrs the soapies is a war that has been going on since 1987. The soapies use the technique to slide across the water and form into the ultimate soap bubble. The walnuts technique is to throw walnuts, walnut shells, jack walnut, and Koula’s at the soapies. This war has been going on for years without stopping. The soapies logo is a leaf and the walnuts logo is a pineapple. We must stop the soapies before it gets too late.

the walnuts vrs the soapies has been going on a very long time now!
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by IHATESUSANLICEYHAIR96 July 7, 2022

Chocolate Covered Walnuts

When your balls are deep in an African American woman's mouth

I can't leave her, I would miss my chocolate covered walnuts

by ddawg9999 November 23, 2016

walneto

Slang orginating in the North End of Winnipeg meaning crazy. Pronounced wal-net-oh.

Johan is so walneto.

by Ryan Bird July 30, 2008

welnut

I love welnut, they are my favorite mutual, he is so cool

Ong it’s welnut yayyyyyy

by basil_loves_you September 17, 2021

Smuggling Walnuts

Huge, hard nipples that can easily be seen through the clothing. Usually from below average temperatures.

Sue is pass the point of smuggling raisins or smuggling skittles, she went straight to smuggling walnuts.

by Cold Boobies February 18, 2011