Wallet murder

When something is so expensive that you can feel your wallet die inside.

That purse is so expensive, it's wallet murder.

by xevonline May 31, 2013

French Wallet

When someone cuts a hole in the bottom of their pocket and sticks their dick in it.

Yo last night my girlfriend just gave me the best French Wallet!

by ColorB June 14, 2017

Wallet Candy

A condom conveniently carried inside a man's wallet

Bro! Do you have any wallet candy?! My girl and I are hanging out tonight!

by punterm49 February 8, 2015

wallet sensor

The sensor installed inside the drivers seat of most modern vehicles. It is designed to detect the thickness of the drivers wallet and activate when the drivers wallet becomes too fat. It usually triggers vague and inconsequential check engine lights that can only be diagnosed and fixed by the dealership at an exorbitant price. The sensor is usually designed to activate about 3-6 months after the car is out of warranty. Once the sensor has detected that the wallet has become sufficiently thinner it will then wait 6-9 months before reactivating and will continue to do so in perpetuity.

The wallet sensor triggered my check engine light. Only the dealership has the equipment to read the code. They said it will be $300 for a diagnosis.

by 03specv February 2, 2021

wallet to the balls

When the wallet to the balls is playable ,make sure you know what to expect from your evening because a broke wallet sometimes can go both ways and broke balls is an embarrassment from your date.

Man I went wallet to the balls and I ended up broke in only the bank and and the balls stayed to them selves

by Peter deter July 14, 2019

Nigga Wallet

A wallet niggas tuck their saggy balls in that are too long. “Their ass-hole”

Damn my Nigga Wallet has been itching lately, i think its because i have dick cheese

by FrugelBottoms December 31, 2021

The wallet trick

Prank where two people, (the prankers), sit down on the left and right next to the targeted person. One pranker tells the target they want to show them the wallet trick and asks for the targets wallet. The target hands over the wallet, And the first pranker quickly tosses the wallet over the head of target, the second pranker catches the wallet over the targets head and then throws it down into the lap of the target, aiming to hit them in the genitals with their own wallet.

“I’m going to kill Tim and Ben later, they did the Wallet trick on me today during lunch and they got me right in the nuts.”

by V date May 11, 2020