Wallace is the fucking baddass of the group. He pulls all the ladies. He’s smart funny athletic and a good person. If u have a wallace in your life, don’t only get jellies because he pulls the girls, but also value him with love in ur life because he will make it so much better
by urlocalblondedumbass April 20, 2021
Get the Wallacemug. Probably the sexiest person ever. Also the hottest person ever. Also not dumm. Also not stoopid. Also the most attractive person ever.
by Kobe Wan October 29, 2020
Get the Benjamin Andrew Wallacemug. Dwayne is a uncommon name and it would mean that he’s very smart and a borderline god
Wallace is a last name to discribes that this man is very muscular, handsome and sexy.
This equals a nearly perfect person that you should engage with.
Wallace is a last name to discribes that this man is very muscular, handsome and sexy.
This equals a nearly perfect person that you should engage with.
by Wallace126 December 1, 2018
Get the Dwayne Wallacemug. Never attribute to a conspiracy what could be attributed to inefficient bureaucracy. Conspiracy theories are generally fueled by people trying to make sense of the unexplained. People who have not been a part of really large organizations overestimate the level of internal coordination that actually happens. Generally, they are too slow moving to accmplish big complex things quickly and quietly. This mostly applies to "Enemy Above" type conspiracies. In short, the government or other large organizations is rarely competent enough to pull of a large conspiracy, and almost definitely could not keep it a secret - it probably just moves slow.
Related to Hanlon's razor (Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity), but more focused on whether conspiracy theories are true. It was penned by Jamie Wallace (@jamiemw) in 2023 to after 20+ years of working in large organizations.
Related to Hanlon's razor (Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity), but more focused on whether conspiracy theories are true. It was penned by Jamie Wallace (@jamiemw) in 2023 to after 20+ years of working in large organizations.
Wallace's Razor would explain why Pearl Harbor happened, the bureaucracy of the Navy prevented signals intel from getting to the right sources in time, it wasn't that FDR just wanted an excuse for war.
by Razor Author March 31, 2023
Get the Wallace's Razormug. by auuain April 9, 2023
Get the kaileb wallacemug. 
When participant “A” defecates, it is then placed inside of participants “B” anus. Participant “B” will then release the placed specimen upon the original donors chest while simultaneously rubbing it in.
I am so glad that my partner and I discovered the Rusty Wallace foreplay. I always wanted to shit on my own chest, now there’s a way!
by anonymous May 11, 2023
Get the Rusty Wallacemug.