Ryan Waldinger

A fruity boy who loves to lick his friends wieners

That Ryan Waldinger Guy really is a fruit.

by Moley Molerson May 29, 2018

Matt Wade

A thick bootied big boy. He Is the Biggest DJ in Portland, and soon the World. He has the biggest heart and an even bigger pee pee. Check out his Soundcloud.

“Matt Wade have my babies!”

by littlebabybitch January 7, 2019

The Waldo Family

The family that will annoy any other family having a good time by being loud and obnoxious in the nerdiest manor possible. As a result, the families often spend their time playing "Where's Waldo?" while looking and dressing the part. Annoying behaviors the Waldos exhibit are immense, ranging from the nightly family meetings to holding hands and singing in your favorite hangout spot. Wherever there's joy, there's a Waldo on route to ruin it.

Person 1: "Hey, could you tell the Waldo family to be quiet while the movie is on?"

Person 2: "I would, but I can't see them!"

Person 1: "But I can't even hear the show, all I hear is them saying tips and tricks for math problems!"

by AkBeast August 10, 2019

hailey waldman

Someone who is incredibly beautiful, sweet, calming to talk to, fun, and down to earth woman you could ever meet. She lights up the room of everywhere she goes and brightens everyone’s lives just by being in it. Words can’t describe how amazing she is.

Person 1: yo did you hear that jack Erickson got to hug Hailey Waldman?
Person 2: awwww that lucky son of a bitch

by Thejackthatsmilesback September 14, 2019

jacob wadeson

Just a freak really who loves to eat shit. Also is in a very toxic relationship with his mother. Will also get emotionally attached to girls after one kiss. Very funny person though.

Freddie: Yo, you're moving like Jacob Wadeson!
Frank: HOW?!?!
Freddie: You're going to tell rachel you love her!
Frank: I guess i am a bit of a Jacob Wadeson

by DrGirth May 5, 2020

John Waldron

A sex act where two black mean, typically one obese and one malnourished, shit in both ends of a white mans ear holes, causing the shit to erupt from the white man's mouth,nose,and eyes.

I just watched a video of two guys doing a John Waldron on this guy!

by The_Almighty_Definer November 9, 2020

A Wadey

To pull a Wadey is to throw up in the toilet area and clean up using Fabric Softener leaving a mixture of a nice and a sick smell whilst also changing the colour of the walls of said persons toilet area.

Where is Drew?
Hes been a while, he might be pulling a Wadey

by anonymous November 23, 2020