Those little bumps you see mostly on the freeway which they wake you up from microsleep. The driver suddenly fall into a microsleep drifting thier car onto them,producing a super loud noise,it will surely wake you up!
by FistOfJusticeTV June 18, 2015
Get the wake-up bumpersmug. To masturbate in bed shortly after waking up. Usually on weekends or days off where you wont have to leave in a rush and you take your time. This is adapted from the term wake n bake which is to smoke marijuana shortly after waking.
I'm so happy there's no school today I have all the time In the world I think ill wake 'n' wank to start off the day!
by ninjamonkeydrummer September 2, 2012
Get the Wake 'n' Wankmug. by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 30, 2005
Get the wake up with the chickensmug. The process of waking up, smoking marijuana, and eating a Philly cheese steak. Traditionally done in the city of Philadelphia for authenticity purposes.
"Dude yesterday morning I Wake. Bake. Steak.ed, and the only thing I remember saying in the duration of 3 hours was, whiz wit...."
by Dr. Bliss September 21, 2009
Get the Wake. Bake. Steak.mug. by smellymeli March 11, 2018
Get the wake n bakemug. Similar to a "Wake N Bake", the act of waking up in the morning and 'taking' your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife or husband.
The act of performing sexual intercourse as soon as you're awake.
The act of performing sexual intercourse as soon as you're awake.
by bazookajoe666rulesyomama November 2, 2010
Get the Wake N' Takemug. Anytime you, a man, get hammered, black-out, and wake up half naked in a bed with several other dudes, several of which you don't even know.
by Ballincat June 12, 2008
Get the WTF Wake-upmug.