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Wagon Wheelin

Named after the much overplayed song, "Wagon Wheelin" is when the same story is told over and over again to the same audience as if it was fresh and interesting.
"I hate hanging out with her. She goes wagon wheelin on me every time"
by icepeople August 11, 2015
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Cum Wagon

I’ve seen a couple people talk about firing Cassidy. Like what kind of drugs do you need to be on to have that idea pop into your head? The team is obvi in a decline, in the last 3 years, we’ve lost Krug, Chara, Krejci, and Tuukka. Our 3rd & 4th lines have struggled all season. And yet, we still made the playoffs in a conference that has never seen this much lopsided talent in NHL history (first time ever all playoff teams have >100 points). So, yeah, have these games been disappointing/frustrating? Of course. Did the officiating absoluteY BLOW in game 2? Yeah. But Carolina is the better team. Plain and simple. Cassidy is not a miracle worker. We’re getting beat by a better team. They’ve been better all season. They’ve killed us in every meeting this year. It’s not like we dominated them all year and are just now falling flat. It’s not like we’re the 2019 lightning getting swept by the blue jackets in the 1st round. Firing Cassidy would be absolutely ludicrous. We finished 7th in the conference, and yet fans/social media think we’re the cup favorites, and if we don’t make it all the way, the season was a failure. It’s insane. We are a cum wagon.
by Xavier Nady November 25, 2022
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Phat Wagon

Phat Wagon
A vivid description of a nice booty. Usually measured on a scale of 1-10.
“Dddaaaammmm that chick has a phat wagon.”

“Check put the phat wagon on that girl
by Dr.Puff September 2, 2018
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hitchin wagons

Joining two lives into one in the form of marriage
Bean and ro0st are hitchin wagons for life
by rooster_nugget July 14, 2010
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draggin wagon

having a ginormous badonkadonk; absolute dumptruck; big ole booty
Holy shit bro look at that blonde's pooper. She's draggin wagon for sure.
by Les Martens March 5, 2021
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timmy wagon

the vehicle used by timmy's and retards.. usually motorised
check out the mongles timmy wagon
by tartanbeastie February 14, 2004
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Dildo Wagon

A dildo wagon is a sex position only acheviable by the great Nordic gods Dildoso and Wagono, also known as the physicaly disabled . The dildo wagon is when a man in a wheelchair who is not capable of obtaining a boner straps on a dildo and plows his girl with the force of a thousand suns.
Did you hear crippled Jimmy gave veronica a dildo wagon
by Disabled jimmy May 28, 2019
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