visual bug

A bug that nobody has any need/funds/decency to fix, so it's declared "visual", as in "you can see it, but we won't fix it."

"Yes, thank you for finding this bug. Since the bug is clearly visible, it's just a visual bug, and we think that's fine. Is there anything else we can help you with?" -- Tony2555, Customer Support

by aberklar November 21, 2021

visual wanking

To stare at hot girls wishing you were man enough to go and talk to them.

Dude, stop that visual wanking, you look like a creep.

by Mystery with style May 7, 2015

Visual Culinary Dysplasia (VCD)

The inability to correctly identify food visually

Andrew "hey, that bangers & mash looks delicious!"

Meg "its pasta, dickhead"

Visual Culinary Dysplasia (VCD)

by Manny Kin June 6, 2015

Visual PHD

When a person thinks they have a doctorate in a subject because they've seen it on TV or in a movie.

Bill:"Did you know the moon is the size of a quarter?"

Ted:"What are you talking about?"

Bill: "Yeah, I saw it on a documentary on conspiracy theories last night."

Ted:"Oh, you think you've got a Visual PHD..."

by albinorineo August 9, 2010

Visual Nag

An unspoken look of disapproval for a non-action or incomplete task

I had one cigarette in 5 hours even though I’d agreed to quit after 40 years of smoking … My partner saw me enjoying a smoke and gave me such a Visual Nag!

by ATF001 September 23, 2021

mexican visual standoff

The awkwardness of three or more people looking at each other waiting for someone to do or say something

Jay said "What is this a mexican visual standoff?" thus ending the awkwardness.

by Frank David George July 10, 2014

Visual Distortions

When you're high and you view the world in a different way than when you are sober. Could be you watch a movie and see it in a way you didn't when you were not stoned or you're thinking of something that you know well but see it in a whole different light not that you're baked.

I've got visual distortions

by TheJuicyFruit123 January 2, 2017