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Venessa

A typical girl that really no one cares if she is here or there. "Bye Felicia" is the best way to describe a Venessa. If you have a Venessa you know what we mean. She comes and goes when she pleases, has an excuse for everything .
Wow I didn't even notice a Venessa walked in the room. Who Cares "Bye Felicia"
by VenessasucksDonkeyballs June 14, 2016
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Venezuelan Pizza

its when a chick, preferably from “Petare“, has a yeast infection, is on their period and has genital warts and you fuck her vigorously with a rolling pin. Then you extract the vaginal fluids built up after jamming the rolling pin vagina and bake it in an oven at 400 degrees for 18 minutes.

Note that you have the crust (yeast - bread), the sauce (period), and the cheese (Warts)
I picked up Yulasis and I made a Venezuelan Pizza, with extra cheese since her genital warts had extra puss.
by Hi-top June 30, 2009
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Venezuela

1. Venezuela is a country that people(especially gringos) dont know:
a) exist
b) where its located if they know it exists
c) that it exists, is in south america and is full of riches i.e: oil
4. Producer of Cacique and Polar.
5. Manufactures Hummer parts by underpaid workers for corporate foreign bastards.
6. Has an intelligent president that cares about his people, unlike Bush and some past leaders.
7. Always in the top 5 in the Miss Universe pageant.
Mi presidente hasta el 2021! Vota no para una Venezuela mejor. Venezuela es del pueblo
by VotaNOOOOO!!!!! December 3, 2005
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Venezuelan Fly Trap

A Venezuelan boy who is shipped to a customer overseas in a box and packaged with a 3-month supply of cow shit, which in combination attracts the flies in your house.

Directions:
1. Open box carefully.
2. Immediately find the package of shit and hurl chunks at the face of the young Venezuelan boy.
3. Set the boy in a part of the house in which you will not be around.
4. Wait for the flies to accumulate on the boy's face.
5. After 2 hours your Venezuelan Fly Trap should have attracted all the flies in your house. Therefore, immediately roll a piece of newspaper and smack the boy's face repeatedly until no living flies remain. SUCCESS! Your trap has worked.
"I just ordered a brand new Venezuelan Fly Trap! Those flies are fucked now!"
by maXrUm December 12, 2004
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Venedi

Venedi is the type of person you want to be with when your down and is extremely caring if you make him angry he will make sure you are gone from his life for good Venedi is also sexy and has a big dick the name is originated in central Africa
Venedi is a nice person
by Mr Bood2345 October 22, 2018
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Venezuelan Diet

A five day fast. The only thing you’re allowed to consume is plain water.
Me: I think you’re getting a little overweight, you should go on a Venezuelan Diet.
by Her im February 26, 2019
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venezuelan hotdog

Like a titjob, but with the glutes and the corresponding posterior cleavage. Named after the Caribbean country's famed "perros con todo".
OMG Becky, look at her butt! She must hive one hell of a Venezuelan Hotdog
by CaptInsolito August 21, 2019
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