Valentine's Day

A day when you are guaranteed to get sex from your girlfriend. Also the day when your girlfriend takes as long as possible with "romantic" stuff the have sex with you.
Boyfriend-"So honey it's Valentine's Day"
Girlfriend-"I know, i made a whole list of romantic things to do today, and when we are done ill give you the best night ever."
Boyfriend-"Damn"
by DNizz February 14, 2010
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Valentines day

the worst fucking day ever to ditch your girlfriend and break up with her
him:i've got lunch with the fam and no u can't come
her:....ok but i have to be home by 3
(he leaves at 12:45)
him:(2 hrs later)oh we're just getting to the resturaunt now there was a set back.
(she gets upset and he breaks up with her)
him: if you think that i will deny my family to lunch with me on valentines day then you're wrong
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Jill Valentine

appears in re1, re3, and the game that never happened re5.

also used as an adjective to describe when someone has been stripped down of all awesomeness and dignity, leaving them as a half made remnant of who they were before.
re1 and re3:

awesome just too awesome.

re5:

gamer 1: sweet re5, lets play!
gamer 2: yeah!
gamer 3: yay!

*"Jill Valentine" appears on screen.*

gamer 1: wth happened to her?!
gamer 2: Thats not Jill.. IMPOSTOR!! Take off your mask!!
gamer 3:*runs off crying*

seriously WTH!...and dont get me started on Chris....
by oldschoolgamergirl August 16, 2010
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valentines rape

when one person forces another to be their valentine
i think that would be classified as valentines rape
by banterful February 10, 2011
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[Valentine's Day]

The day when couples get laid and singles get drunk/angry at the world and their creator for not letting them find true love.
Boyfriend: Happy Valentine's Day, honey! I bought you edible underwear!
Girlfriend: Oooh. Thanks.
by FireIsHotOuch January 20, 2009
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Saint Valentine

Mysterious; not known by many; having many misconceptions.
"Whoa, Saint Valentine. I thought I knew, but I never thought that he'd be like that."
by Saint Valentine August 29, 2005
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Valentine's Day

A day created to torment guys, that if they have a girlfriend it's required to go out with them.
Damn, it's Valentine's Day.
by Brian February 16, 2004
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