markiplier sandy vagina

What Markiplier called himself in “Markiplier makes: A sand castle”.

“I’m Markiplier sandy vagina.

by A guy with a friend named Zill March 26, 2020

Secondhand Vagina

An extremely stretched out cunt, usually the result of too much fisting or large cocks.

I tried having sex with some slut I met at a bar last night but after sticking my cock in her there was too much space and I couldn't cum because she had a secondhand vagina.

by YourNameIsNotKnown November 23, 2009

flying vagina attack

A form of physical aggression performed by a female, wherein she leaps into the air and slams her groin into another's (male OR female) chest. Also considered to be a sexual position from one of the long-lost chapters of the Kama Sutra.

Susan: John, I'm tired of your shit!

John: Shut up, bitch!

Susan: flying vagina attack!

(Wherein Susan proceeds to leap in the air and slam her vagina into John's chest, knocking the wind out of him.)

by six30two December 22, 2010

Vagingivitis

Originating from the movie "Teeth" based on a vagina with teeth, comes a theory on Genital dental hygene.
This rare disease occurs when the gum lines of the vagina become largely inflamed. Leaving this disease untreated may lead to the need for vaginal floss and vaginewash. If one decides to further neglect vaginal upkeep, one may need a vaginal retainer or even braces.
Most doctors will recommend vaginal toothpaste that comes in two flavors : penis and non-penis.

see Vaginal Orthodontist

Shit, someone better give that bitch some scope, she has mad vagingivitis.

That bitch needs to floss, she may be at definite risk of Vg; Vagingivitis

Nah man, don't go near her, She got some heavy Vagingivitis. Make yo dick fall off

by Fets May 10, 2009

vaginal sasquatch

Excessively hairy/furry snatch. Often moplike, care should be taken to avoid what might be crawling around in it (use a hat while using the meat).

That bitch braided her pussy hairs, she's a real vaginal sasquatch.

by sweetgy June 29, 2009

vaginadodger

One who is afraid of vagina, Fear that vagina will harm or dismember parts of you member.

People without a face are vaginadodgers

by Predatordise May 22, 2009

Vaginadinaphobia

The fear of performing oral sex on a female(s)

Elton John is a vaginadinaphobic.

I was going to eat out this chick, but I have vaginadinaphobia.

by Vaginadiner July 11, 2009