twit

Short for ,
That's what I was/am Thinking
Usually uttered when you realize that you and the person/s you are talking/hanging out with have the exact same thought, at the same time.

T....I'm hungry...lets get some dinner
L.....Dude, thats what I was thinking
T & L Twit! thats what I was thinking

by teenyj July 7, 2008

twit

a absolute moron of a person

Charlie is such a twit

by qmskoycseiulbtwdulkbgtefu March 30, 2017

Twit

A racial slur derogatory towards those of the true Aryan race, usually in reference to someone with curtains.

Brayden Eyles you twit stop munching on your brother's dick.

by Jemfinch June 23, 2022

Twit

A pregnant gold fish.

Them: You are such a twit!

You: Excuse me!? I am not a pregnant gold fish

by Sad and sassy February 10, 2019

twit fit

This is what happens when a "twitter user" has something great to share with the world tries to log in to their account and they get the blue screen of death that says "twitter is over capacity" They throw a twit fit.

You should have seen the twit fit that Britney Spears threw the other day, it was amazing.

by Savingtheangels June 26, 2010

fit twit

When you are about to get in bed, but see on your Fitbit app that you are a mere 180 steps away from your 10,000 steps per day goal, so you pace around your room until your Fitbit vibrates, signaling success.

I know I am being a fit twit and should just hit the sack, but I have to keep pacing around until I hit my 10,000 steps per day goal!

by FitTwit October 3, 2018