trouser press

Usually found in UK hotel rooms for pressing a sharp crease into trousers; a much maligned and seldom used item

He stood, like the trouser press, unloved and unused in the corner.

Mother had always said that a well creased touser would win the deal. Praise be! For the hotel's trouser press.

by Townsman December 30, 2014

magic trousers

Like Jack ups short trousers that hover above the ankles earning the name 'magic' trousers.

Dudette: HAHAHa.. look at that dudes magic trousers..
Dude: Who me?
Dudette: Aw shit..

by Searching for Pizza September 25, 2013

trouser whistle

fart

Guy #1 in elevator: Was that you, blowing that trouser whistle?
Guy #2 in elevator: Yeah.
Guy #1 in elevator: Dude! You couldn't wait to get out of the elevator first?

by JB_in_3D February 22, 2011

Timmy's Trousers

Describes that sinking feeling when you wake up in the morning after a drunken night out and you see a pair of camouflage combats lying on the floor and you just know your back door has been busted by another man

Jason: How'd ya go last night Lloydy?

Lloyd: Dont ask mate, woke up this morning with Timmy's Trousers

Jason: Fuckin Oath how do you feel about that?

Lloyd: Not good but I've had worse, at least he trims his hedge

by safarijon August 3, 2008

trouser snack

Wiener wrapped in a biscuit.

Joe came over for dinner and nibbled on a trouser snack. "My oh my, may I have another?"

by Billindatheory January 22, 2009

trouser trout

"Trouser Trout" is the male equivalent of the female "Camel Toe". The Trouser Trout is visible when the male is aroused or when the pants are very tight. Some would say, the trouser trout is rising for the hatch.

Dick refused to stand when answering the question because he was packing a lunker of a "Trouser Trout". His Trouser Trout was in spawn mode as Dick eyed Jane's and Sally's budding camel toes.

by pseudoman6 October 13, 2016

Trouser Snake

thing you'll touch if you squeews my sock

like a thrid leg

by jack-u-late June 8, 2003