track shoes

when you send a picture of your genitals to one of your friends

hey man you wana see my track shoes

by bigdicksally February 3, 2012

Williamsburg Track

An educational career path which consists of a B.A. in Art History; followed by a M.A. in Creative Writing and a subsequent PHD in Mixology.

It is the choice career path of many Brooklyn residents.

Jedd's money in trust was contingent upon him continuing his education, so he decided to take the Williamsburg Track.

by pimp daddy eats pork September 24, 2018

2 track

Any path with 2 tire tracks leading into the woods / fields

I drove my truck on the 2 track on Mrs Smith prooerty

by Shan o mac October 13, 2021

London on the track

Hot and spicy diharrea

After the food festival i had bountiful amounts of london on the track

by daddydeals May 15, 2023

Laugh Track

How bad directors convince themselves that they're funny.

The effects of using a laugh track:

Y-yess... Imm funnyy.... a-aalll those people a-are l-laughing... BAWW HA HA HHAAWWW *cries*

by Mr. Awesome-er September 14, 2009

Grassy Tracks

when a girl gives you the best blowjob. However she does it softly because she has braces. after she sucks your dick, u feel relieved, and jizz in her face. as she opens her mouth, u finally see that u forgot to shave ur pubes and their stuck in her braces.

Oh shit, she had a bad case of grassy tracks last night.

She never brushed the pubes out of her soft mouth, and their sticking out like a 12" dick.

by the funniest fucking person January 31, 2010

track 4

in schools with year round schedules, track 4 contains the stiffest, preppiest, think-they're-gods-greatest-gift-to-the-goddamn-planet kids. these kids stick their bottom lips out too much, play too many sports, think they're good at said sports, and think they're juicy cause they hang out with the other track 4 whores who are all 3s with no boobs. Track 4 people think that because they get 1000 likes on their doctored instagram photo that they're some big fucking deal and walk around the school like they own the place when really everyone outside of track 4 (track 3, 2, & 1) hate them and know how douchey they are. theyre just as bad outside of school where update: everyone STILL hates them!!

You: wow that kid seems like such a douche

some other dude: oh yeah he's a track 4 kid

by fast faggot March 25, 2017