Total Tool

by G January 29, 2003
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Total Rhubarb

“The suggestion that there was any cake is total rhubarb. And by that, I mean completely, unequivocally true.”
by Joe the Joe Face January 27, 2022
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total awk

shorter version of “totally awkward” usually used for odd situations
omg marissas ex is right there”
“omg total awk”
by julielollll August 30, 2018
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Total weeaboo

Someone who looses their virginity to an anime pillow
by Wanker confirmed December 06, 2018
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Shaftage Totale

1. The ultimate shaft
2. The act of being wronged incredibly
3. Falling incredibly short of the intended goal
What? An F on the math test? SHAFTAGE TOTALE!
by Sergio Smeillew April 10, 2003
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Total Recalling

The act of crushing an ammonia inhalent capsule and shoving it up an unsuspecting sleeping victims nose. ** Named after the scene in the popular 80's action film Total Recall, where lead character Douglas Quaid is asked to remove a tracking device from his brain through his nasal cavity.
As I approached the stop light, ammonia inhalent capsule in hand, I couldn't resist the need to Total Recall my shithead brother who'd fallen asleep a few miles back. Needless to say, he did not like it at all. Total Recalling FTW%
by Cbass2 December 25, 2011
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Total Package

Caleb Carter has the combination of both looks and personality, sense of humor, etc.
It's rare to find someone that has the total package.
by BigCa816 December 19, 2020
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