Took a Corrupt Politician

When you take a big dump, be political to a certain degree after doing it, but refrain from using some certain names.

Rico took a Corrupt Politician after eating something from Taco Bell.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 27, 2021

tooks

can be the nonstandard plural form of the past tense of the verb take

Emily and Elizabeth just tooks off their jackets.

by bluestinger66 November 22, 2023

Took a shit on Bob

A rare vulgar term where in 29088029183901828391283.1 chance someone gets shat on and his name is Bob.

*paul shits on bob*
Paul: Took a shit on Bob.
bob: Ducking you.

by I'm on MISERY! November 23, 2023

Took it like a marine

Throwing a grenade at somebody who thinks you're an idiot.

Get down, that comment/response you just made, he/she took it like a marine again! It's not safe to stand up to him/her at this time! Just stay in your protective, defensive shell until its safe!

by Solid Mantis July 25, 2020

Took

To be taken for a fool time and time again, gullible, easily mislead, remarkably ignorant, sold a bad bill of goods constantly.

Landon was deceived again. That guy will believe anything and run with it. He's constantly taken for a fool. He's Took.

by BigJD3 November 3, 2023

Booty Took

Rape

“Damn that drunk girl got booty took last night, is she okay?”

by Imarealboy1 February 8, 2019

There was no Demon Lord to defeat so I created AI and took over the world

The name of the anime I would write.

There was no Demon Lord to defeat so I created AI and took over the world! Now streaming on Crunchyroll! This is not a real anime... Yet. But it is a real thing I actually did. AND! There's no dialogue in this one. It's just this. Crazy right? Usually there's dialogue or, like, a skit or something but nope... Just this thing I'm saying..."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2025