Took a bullet

Having sex with a guy with a really short penis

Person 1: I heard you had sex with that Asian foreign exchange student last night.

Person 2: Yea, I really took a bullet there.

by cucchiebug May 21, 2018

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took a left

Precursor to Take a L.

The way your day is going well or even good and then something makes it go awry. Less than a Trainwreck, but more than a general inconvenience.

Things were going sweet! Then my life took a left on me. I started seeing all the cards falling right before my eyes. This and that happened and my great day turned into a crappy day. Just like that.

by Mr. Moisha April 15, 2021

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he took it out

when u think to harambe

he took it out for harambe!

let's took it out too!

by DS_JohNNy February 07, 2017

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took a jackson

When you try to make it to the toilet on time for a nasty shit but fail, soiling yourself. In honor of Ravens QB Lamar Jackson who experienced a very public episode of this during a game in 2020.

That Indian food tore me up, I ran like hell for the bathroom but took a Jackson instead. Now I need new pants.

by NorseStar November 09, 2022

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Took Book

The list of all the items that you have either lost or had stole from you from people in the dope, con or any other areas of the Game, Illegal activities or by relatives, friends and or acquaintances. Items that you will more then likely never ever see again. For those in the game Took Book is a list of dues you have to pay in order to stay in the game.

Add it to your Took Book homie.

by NATIVE4EVA November 07, 2015

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