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a metric shit ton

The weight of the titanic or another object of similar mass. ie. 52,310 tons
by A metric shit ton September 4, 2016
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ton(e) loc

Known as a singer to such popular tunes as "funky cold medina" and "the wild thing". Contrary to popular belief, ton(e) loc refers to a crazed muscular being specializing in drumming and bonging liquids. Approach with extreme caution.
After chugging two gallons of chocolate milk, that fellow was considered a real ton loc.
by KB :) June 23, 2003
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Watchu Ton-bah

What are you talking about?
DMX says: "ARh Woof Woof,"
Snoop says: "Watchu Ton-bah?"
by seano4 August 29, 2006
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5 ton chubby

The erection brought about by the vibration of a diesel engine while in the sitting position.
As we passed Melrose and Vine, I acquired a 5 ton chubby. It was harder than my morning wood.
by double pee March 15, 2009
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two ton tessy

a enormously fat fucking female.
weederdude check out that two ton tessy.

doobyman i'd hit it.
by shenzy August 8, 2008
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Spanking it up to a ton

Spanking it up to a ton is a variation of nursing a semi.
This porn is going no where, I've been spanking it up to a ton for ages now.
by matt_dude23 December 19, 2011
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Shouche ton bouche

Phrase commonly used franglais speakers of eastern mass when telling a classmate to shut up. "Shouche ton bouche" translates to "shush your mouth" except mouth translates to "bouche" and so rhymes with "shouche".
Miranda: Shouche ton bouche DJ!
DJ: Daccord (okay)
by JackSucksAtWords April 12, 2020
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