A girl you can bring home to your mom. She's responsible, reliable and has outstanding moral fiber. She is intelligent, witty, and has class. She abides by social norms, and does not deviate. She's beautiful but never cheap or tawdry. She has domestic skills, and is never self absorbed. She has confidence, and no known mental illnesses as evidenced by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. She doesn't have tattoos, eccentric piercings, or fake appendages (hair, nails, eyelashes).
Jimmy: JV, what happened with that girl you told me about last week? Is she a "bring her home to mom"?
JV: Nah, bro, she's like a Gatorade I smashed on the floor and tried to sell, she had an orange tan, daddy issues, wouldn't stay off the phone, and I'm pretty sure she got with 2 of my boys this week. She's a homie smasher.
JV: Nah, bro, she's like a Gatorade I smashed on the floor and tried to sell, she had an orange tan, daddy issues, wouldn't stay off the phone, and I'm pretty sure she got with 2 of my boys this week. She's a homie smasher.
by rudylikethemovie December 11, 2011
Get the Bring Her Home To Mom mug.This is an angel that is featured in many myths from the 21st Century. It's frequently used to describe incredibly attractive young men who sing in Alternative Rock bands.
oh my gosh, he's such a Tommy Bastow!
by YaahYaahYaaah July 15, 2010
Get the Tommy Bastow mug.C!tommy deserves everything he deserves the world <33 i hope c!tommy pillow is always cold, I hope he never has a bad hair day, I hope his charger works forever.
by Lamp 🦕 September 15, 2021
Get the c!tommy mug.A pint of beer with three olives and a splash of grinadine. Usually consumed at strip clubs. The olives start dancing like a lava lamp.
by nickypop November 11, 2013
Get the Tommy Gun mug.A general phrase that can be used to describe someone extremely awesome or certifiably nuts. Used frequently in the northern midwest.
by dndgamer May 1, 2010
Get the Tommy Knuckles mug.This is the sexual act of inserting a hammer into a BBW's anus abruptly, using a lubricant made of a previous mixture of faeces and semen, and using the hook part of the hammer to stimulate the clitoris. Continue until the girl creates a sound of both pain and pleasure, resembling that of a whale.
I gave Jeanette Big jugs a tommies whalehammer last night with my dad's hammer. It was like visiting the aquarium!
by Arse raider December 4, 2017
Get the Tommies Whalehammer mug.Where no time exists but Tommy's time. In his mind things that he said will only take 10 mins will take him 2 hours. Never plan on what time he said and add at least 2 hours to every amount of time he says.... Maybe even add a day or 2.
Tommy said he'll be here in like 2 hours, he's finishing the brakes on his car...... 5 hours later.... Where's Tommy? He's on Tommy time.
by The real Tommy May 24, 2018
Get the Tommy Time mug.