Trumpet Muffle

-The act of fucking someone in the ass while they are farting due to bad gas.

Dude, I took her out for Mexican food for dinner last night. By the time we made it back to my place I had to trumpet muffle her!

by AdmrlAckbar31 May 6, 2011

Trumpet gremlin

One who plays trumpet just to show off; tryhard

Person 1: Wow he's such a try-hard on trumpet.
Person 2: I know right, such a trumpet gremlin.

by 7z7z7ko November 23, 2022

Rusty Trumpet

Sticking your thumb up a females butt while goong down on her. Later, sticking said thumb in her mouth during intercourse. Not quite the Rusty Trombone. Its the Rusty Trumpet

Jeff, was she a good girl or a freak? Bro, all I'm goona say is I gave her a solid Rusty Trumpet and she took it like a champ !

by SoggyBottomz October 7, 2016

trumpet muffler

When you cup a wad of TP in your hand and cup your butthole while you're sitting on the toilet to muffle your fart sounds. Works like a charm!

I was pooping at a new friends house and muffled my farts with the trumpet muffler method

by Viking vickers February 21, 2015

cheese trumpet

Another name for a butthole, usually used by dads, uncles, and some southern women.

“My Please Hump It and my Cheese Trumpet were hanging out.”

by Redstoneqwwe November 1, 2020

Canadian trumpet

When a canadian sticks a kazoo in his ass after eating a bunch of beans and broccoli and farts through it. Usually done after their hockey team wins a game.

Brandon had a wicked canadian trumpet solo after the habs game eh?

by Dirty Chaos August 23, 2018

Tennessee Trumpeter

When that special lady is giving you a blow-job, fiddle with her clit. Her moans of pleasure will create an oscillation in the throat, a hum if you will. This hum will no doubt lead to a rapid expulsion of baby juice. Thus the Tennessee Trumpeter has brought the house down playing his number one hit.

Hey sugar seeing as its Saturday lets get the ol' Tennessee Trumpeter out tonight.

by OrchardThief August 8, 2016