The Reaction you have when you hear about the Swine Flu in your town/school/state. And False panic and adrenaline rush that comes over you in hope for a school closing or cancellation.
very contagious among young teenagers and parents.
There is no cure for swine fever except if a smarter person slaps you across the face and explains the facts of the flu to you.
very contagious among young teenagers and parents.
There is no cure for swine fever except if a smarter person slaps you across the face and explains the facts of the flu to you.
Kid 1: did you hear that Jerry in Warfield County has "The Swine?"
Kid 2: NO OMFG (the first case of Swine Fever)
kid 3: SO THEY MIGHT CLOSE THE SCHOOL!!!!
(continued)
kid 1345: did you hear that jerry from mrs. Wally's Class has the flu?
kid 1346: no im going home to tell my mommy!!!!
Kid 2: NO OMFG (the first case of Swine Fever)
kid 3: SO THEY MIGHT CLOSE THE SCHOOL!!!!
(continued)
kid 1345: did you hear that jerry from mrs. Wally's Class has the flu?
kid 1346: no im going home to tell my mommy!!!!
by Winniethefoo May 4, 2009
Get the Swine Fevermug. Someone is is dirty and worthless, like a pig, but comes through as a good friend and ,for some really odd reason, leaves a good taste in ur mouth, like bacon.
Latasha look at that dirty pig over there sucking dick. What a uncultured swine she is.
Two weeks later...
Latasha look at our little hoe over there sucking dick!! Man I am so happy she came through to us
Two weeks later...
Latasha look at our little hoe over there sucking dick!! Man I am so happy she came through to us
by Itssotrue August 8, 2016
Get the Uncultured swinemug. by AppleJacks1 August 22, 2017
Get the Uncultured swinemug. a police officer on horse
by wendy i can fly March 18, 2011
Get the swine jockeymug. by Horse Cack October 1, 2009
Get the Swine Flumug. He was living on the edge, holding back those turds at work, then managed to do a swine roll at the gym doing Yoga.
by plopsicle September 30, 2015
Get the Swine Rollmug. A day off when at least one person has a suspected, I mean suspected, case of the H1N1 virus. It could be just a pollen allergy or a little food poisoning the mimics the swine flu.
My school had to have a swine day because the nurse thought Timmy had a case of the H1N1 virus, even though it was a little case of the sniffles.
by Kyle230 October 28, 2009
Get the swine daymug.