kid kirby

The kid kirby is the apex meat man , adaptive ,intelligent, and quick witted . Kid kirby uses his mental prowess to maneuver his victims into a verbal corner before effectively closing his victims. Use caution when engaging in bartering with the kid kirby as he will undoubtedly leave with all of your money

Shop manager : "what week we do about allof this thawed food!?"
Warehouse guy:" Give it to kid kirby he'll take care of it'

Customer"no thanks I just helped that kid kirby with for cases I'm stocked up

by Beastboykirbyz January 1, 2017

Kirby Gorzell

Aka tickleshitz

Kirby Gorzell was known as tickleshits in grammar school

by Jerms February 25, 2022

kirby slurp

Sucking a penis so hard that the man loses consciousness.

Bro, last night Becky gave me a Kirby Slurp
Damn man. You alright?
Yea, I came to about 10 minutes later

by K.Roman June 7, 2022

Kirby

A sexy pink blob

Kirby kikkin real ass

by she said she was twelve!! September 3, 2021

Golden Kirby

Someone who can eat large amounts of something in an impressive manner. Usually used in a positive context.

Person 1: So what's one interesting fact about yourself?
Person 2: I can eat 15 packs of goldfish in one sitting, is that interesting enough?
Person 1: ...My dude, you're a Golden Kirby. What a legend.

by Anonymous Flamingo September 8, 2021

Kirby main

someone who constantly plays smash and has no life outside of smash and smash tournaments

This guy has no life he’s a kirby main

by DrDudeinshmirtz April 28, 2023

Kirby Peach

Someone who has culinary, musical, and sexual prowess. Usually used to describe a sexy bitch who wont stop, even when they've had enough.

Damn, I just spent the night at my boyfriends house, we pulled a "Kirby Peach" all night.

Your mans good, but he's no "Kirby Peach"

by Mr.Peaches#1 September 9, 2010