Max Kirby

a sexy man, 6 feet tall and black

jon: i jerk off to max kirby

by ijerkofftomax August 6, 2022

Kirby main

someone who constantly plays smash and has no life outside of smash and smash tournaments

This guy has no life he’s a kirby main

by DrDudeinshmirtz April 28, 2023

kirby prank

When you set up a home vacuum demo at someone else's address. They get a knock on the door and a persistent vacuum salesman cleans and shampoos their carpet. This demo usually takes several hours resulting in a pounding headache and angry neighbors. Bonus points if they cave and buy the vacuum!

My friend was telling me that his favorite hockey team was playing tonight. So I Kirby prank'd him. He missed the game and financed a vacuum. Sucker.

by MangoBomber August 4, 2016

Take a Kirby

To take a shit before a major event.

Patrick proceeded to take a Kirby before his date.

by Kirby.PinkPuff July 26, 2022

Kirby

Kirby (Noun): the act of not showing up for any reason when invited to an event at someone else's house.

Mark pulled a Kirby when Rich invited him over last year. He then pulled another Kirby this year when Ed invited him over.

by Sepher One April 28, 2024

Kirby

Kirby is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for. and even before that he was the best friend you could ever ask for since we were born. You could never even imagine the love you could receive from one person. he is the world and more. He’s the funniest person you’ve ever meet. he has the kindest heart and purest soul. he’s everyone you could ever want into one person. i love him more than anything and that’s only one person. anyone who has ever been in contact with him has been blessed with his kind words and actions. also he’s very incredibly attractive (had to squeeze that in there). he’s the best boyfriend, friend, son, grandson, person you have ever met and i would never trade him for the world. He has an effortless way of making you feel comfortable and safe and laugh when you need to and always be a shoulder to cry on. my best friend in the whole world since day 1. i love him forever and always.

who’s kirby?

just the best person ever

by Babygirl36512 January 18, 2025

Kirby

An interdimensional god able to snap planets in half and assimilate anything or anyone within the pink puffball body he is given. Very easy to draw.

First you draw a circle, then you dot the eyes, add a great big smile, and presto! You got Kirby!

by A fellow degenerate September 5, 2022