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Munt Moot

When ones moot is so munted that it is unattractive to the opposite species. The munt moot usually looks quite flappy and very much loose.
"Jenny told me that you have a munt moot!"
by Norwegian Red Snatch May 14, 2014
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Munting corpse sex

The act of having anal sex with a dead body after munting it, preferably 3-5 hours afterwards.
"Hey Bobby, want to start munting corpse sex your deceased grandmother"

"What the fuck is wrong with you?"
by Matthew Munt May 9, 2024
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munted stump

An example of a munted stump is Angelica Bucca. No further explaining needed.x
"Angelica is my munted stump". Said Kate
by Vancruiser101 October 8, 2013
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munted

"i walked into an art gallery yesterday and was so munted that someone asked if i was for sale"
by petemaaan June 25, 2012
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Sloppy Munt Special

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
by pomegrante_slayer January 22, 2021
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munt

Miserable-cunt (Miserable cUNT)
by Reverend JS January 29, 2017
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Munting

The process by which a duo will desecrate or (dig up) a grave one person will bounce on the body till fluids eject out so the other one may eat it through the rectum
Yo it's almost time for a munt-sesh
Hey do you wanna go munting later?
by Poxxum May 19, 2024
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