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Smooth tinder

The fuck. You really gonna come this far and not swipe right??
by Jammer44 October 29, 2020
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tinder boy

A delicious hunk of meat that is too fuckboyish to take seriously
The tinder boy won’t stop snapping me.
by TigerKing12369 October 17, 2022
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Tinder Gauntlet

Hooking up with a different Tinder match every night for a full week week
Jake: you gonna see that girl again that you hooked up with last night?
Brian: nah, I’m running a Tinder gauntlet. She was my just my Tuesday
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tinder skank

A woman of low self worth on tinder get cock and be a cum dumpster for any (near) hot guy.
Dude, all those women you have been seeing from tinder, they are all skanks - omg, they are tinder skanks.
by profman22 July 16, 2022
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tinder block

A girl that makes you as hard as a cinder block, she is a tinder block.
(Example) I met this girl named Cindy on Tinder, she is a tinder block.
by MrSlangDude October 14, 2014
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Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

Just like that!
by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022
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Tinder hygiene

conditions or practices done prior to tinder dates conducive to maintaining health and preventing disease, especially through cleanliness.
Q: Why do you shampoo your hair so much?

A: Oh it was just a part of my tinder hygiene
by gato100pelo June 10, 2022
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