Tim Thibeault

A French Canadian CFL quarterback for the Montreal Aloutettes. He is a devout believer in Jesus Christ and prays his derrèirre off for 4th quarter miracles against the Saskatchewan Roughriders.

Jacques: "Sacrableu Tim Thibeault has dun it again Francois"!

Francois: "Zoot alors Jacques da Lord is on our side".

by Raul (comes out at night) December 28, 2011

tim pottage

Tim Pottage is a very sexy but narcissistic character from the notoriously sexualized tv drama "What A Meme". He persistently gropes other characters including "Susey McSustits" who ironically proclaims "What A Meme!" whenever Tim Pottage's sexual deviancies provoke other colleagues. Most notably in the Episode "The Kennel Club" Tim is caught dressed up in a dalmation costume flirting with another person, Susey attempts to say her catchphrase but Tim reacts tyrannically, resulting in one of the funniest scenes in television history.

"You're being such a Tim Pottage" Bill said as Ben stroked his leg

by GreatSauce February 9, 2018

Tim Gunn

possibly the coolest man on earth. he is the mentor for the designers on Project Runway, which is a fantastic show. he has one of the most unique voices I have ever heard, and he just basically wins at life.

Tim Gunn: make it work, designers!

by caaaaaaaaar August 5, 2006

Tim Canterbury

A character of BBC's The Office who just turned 30, lives with his parents, and works in Slough at Wernham-Hogg paper company. Pretty much the only high points in this life of his include pulling practical with engaged receptionist Dawn (OTP!) on his annoying desk neighbour Gareth Keenan.

Gareth: In this room, I have special--
Tim: Needs?
Gareth: No, I am a special--
Tim: Needs child?
Gareth: No, and that's not funny!
*Tim and Dawn laugh*

by Jemma March 25, 2005

Tim Hortons

A cult religion based on caffeine and baked goods. I swear they put something in that coffee.

I won't be able to make it through this morning without my Tim Hortons.

by Beth Robertson November 7, 2003

Tim's Nipples

Post-pierced traumatic nipples of a middle-aged man. Only those who's eyes dare risk loss of vision have ever witness these beasts.

Dustin: "Did you get a chance to see Tim's Nipples on the float trip?

Swank: "what'd you think I wanted to be perma-blinded?"
Calvert: "some say its worth it"

by Doobins March 16, 2013

Tim problems

When an individual is having issues with electronics that are sometimes trivial and usually a rare occurrence to the average user. This is sometimes described as a phenomenon of which only savvy and experienced tech gurus experience. The more frequent the tech issues appear, the more likely you're facing "Tim Problems".

Well, sir, no one else is having this issue. I apologize for the inconvenience but this sounds like definite Tim Problems.

by Redline13 August 6, 2019