Skip to main content

florida threesome

Being attacked by a male alligator while having sex with a female alligator.

Typically lethal.
Typically occurs in Florida to a Florida Man.
Turns out the story of Jimmy Olson being caught in a Florida Threesome when Brutus didn't like him fucking his ladies every morning is a fake. Just check {Snopes for Zoo Employee Alligator.
by Thornbrier August 26, 2017
mugGet the florida threesome mug.

Arkansas Threesome

A man, woman and dog having a sexual encounter.
Janice, Chris and their dog bullet had a Arkansas threesome.
by Pharris1 July 15, 2018
mugGet the Arkansas Threesome mug.

Infant Threesome

When your desperate to hook up with your baby momma, your kid is sleeping in your bed, and you still fuck.
We were so desperate the other night, we had an infant threesome. It’s cool though, she never woke up or even moved
by The C to the P January 3, 2019
mugGet the Infant Threesome mug.

Baltimore threesome

My friend and I took a girl home and had a Baltimore threesome last night.
by NiceP May 24, 2019
mugGet the Baltimore threesome mug.

Alabama threesome

A type of sex that involves you, your cousin, and your sister
I invited my cousin over, and me, my cousin, and my sister had a good ol’ Alabama Threesome
by lukenolan06 December 21, 2019
mugGet the Alabama threesome mug.

pendulum threesome

When a man wears a strap-on like a tail and has sex with two girls doggy style at the same time.
Me, loka, and linn did a pendulum threesome last night. Then they tried to use the strap-on agaisnt me.
by Projectzero February 28, 2020
mugGet the pendulum threesome mug.

MG Threesome

A threesome with a milf and a gilf.
I'm having dinner with this hot chick and her hot mom tonight. They're both digging me. I'm most definitely having a MG Threesome!
by The Bota King April 9, 2020
mugGet the MG Threesome mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email