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Mr Three Balls

A man / boy who, upon hearing you tell of an achievement or tale, will always claim to have done the same but bigger, better, or faster than you.
"I built this huge joint last night. We used almost a whole pack of papers!"
"oh yeah, well i built one, like, last year. At, like, my cousins house, who you don't know, and we used, like, two packs of papers!"
"Yeah. Sure thing, Mr Three Balls."
by Jack McFarlane May 14, 2007
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one five three rule

Unspoken but widely understood rule regarding selecting a public urinal, specifically if there are five urinals to choose from. If all are unoccupied you choose the one on the far left (1). If this one is occupied you choose the far right one (5). If both are occupied you choose the center one (3). The object is to maximize the space between yourself and anybody else who currently has their shlong out.
urinator 1) "Hey buddy, one five three rule. Scoot over."

*scoots over*

urinator 2) "Sorry, wasn't thinking"
by skid mark vz March 8, 2008
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three hole punch

The act of penetrating a woman orally, anally, and vaginally at the same time.
When the gangbangers eventually tired of taking turns, they started a three hole punch.
by ImNG May 15, 2005
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newtons three laws of motion

1st law:an object will continue to be in motion unless another force acts upon it to stop it.
2nd law:Force=Mass*acceleration
3rd law:For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Newtons three laws of motion come into play at a skatepark.
by KawaiiAnime October 27, 2003
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three wheel motion

while driving a lowrider, you make a fast turn and your car dips on one side thus having on wheel in the air.
by yettti September 4, 2006
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The Three Stooges

1. A famous threesome of men who would poke each other in the eyes, pluck each other's eyebrows, and do other hilarious acts.
2. The main difference between men and women.
1. Dude, the three stooges are so funny!
2. Honey, why don't you like the three stooges?
by MISTER. DODD. August 10, 2006
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three days grace

1) A band that's been lickin' Miley Cyruses, Jonas Brothers and Justin Bieber's asses since 2003, before anyone gave a crap about any of those gay stars.

2) A Canadian rock band from Ontario, CA formed of Adam Gontier, Barry Stock, Neil Sanderson and Brad Walst.
by I-have-a-taste-in-music May 10, 2010
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