touched by the tar brush

Someone who has a predominately Caucasian face, with definite Asian ancestry.

Fuck you Bryce, you look like you were touched by the tar brush!

by Anonymouskittykitty227licklick April 4, 2017

Touched Cloth

To Touch Cloth is to have one's poo-poo touch your underpants and leave a stain. It it's slightly more high brow than just to say "UGH I shat my boxers blud."

Ryan: Oh No I can feel my poo touching my lovely new y-front for the charity bin.

Josh: My word man you've touched cloth.

Ryan: *slaps Face* oh my god

by Josh_S September 10, 2006

poo toucher

A person or persons who touch male poo with thier genitals.

chad polzin is a poo toucher

by jim dandy November 4, 2004

Touches Mckids

When a yr12 guy goes out with a yr8 girl

Bogan1:hey man whos that YR12 guy kissin that Yr8 girl

Bogan2:Oh thats just Touches Mckids

by Dwight K Schrute :) May 27, 2009

touched

A way of describing a person who is mentally troubled, they often do a running commentary on fifa games, act cocky af on gta to weth29, refuse to play any of his "friends" as he knows he will be roasted. also looks like a disabled donkey that was hit by a truck and a train, also a plane and hit with an f5 onto broken glass.

my man got touched like that Jw099 gezza

by Jw099 February 20, 2017

Cunt-toucher

A person who touches cunts

"Hey Steve you just touched that cunt, that makes you a cunt-toucher"

by Megabux October 16, 2008

touched

one who has become 'touched' by the planes (whether they originate from elsewhere in the multiverse or not).

(ref. 'plane-touched')

"A tiefling who's touched has more wits about things than some berk from the Prime."

by bender November 19, 2002