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Cobra Weave

A large diaphragm of weaved cobras that can be applied for myriad uses. Most commonly a garment, blanket or a wriggling poultice for searing lower back pain. Some cobra weaves appear in the wild when a group of cobras gets tangled up but more commonly cobra weaves are made by hand. Sadly the cobra weave industry is being systematically replaced by machines called Cobraweave Brightstar 9's. There is a growing recession in Quebec due to the implementing of these machines. It was once the epicentre of the Cobra Weave industry in the capital city Cobra Land but now many are jobless due to the new Cobraweave Brightstar 9 factories overseas. Willie Nelson attributes his fame and fortune to his cherished lucky Cobra Weave he found in the Highlands of Quebec as a boy. After finding the Cobra Weave he picked up a guitar and started singing songs about Cobras and the rest is history. The Cobra Weave is a magical tool and should not be taken for granted.
Hey Dennis are you going to work today? Sorry Mr. Neck I lost my job at the Cobra Factory cuz they be makin' these Cobra Weaves by machine now. Sorry to hear that Dennis, would you like to meet my friend Dennis?
by Klendi October 23, 2020
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Weaved

When someone snatches your wig or weave
Oh no! You’ve been weaved!”
That guy over there weaved me!”
by Sarbush, Erbush and Maddog March 12, 2019
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Matted Weave

what happens when maliaya doesn’t wash her hair for weeks on end
what is going on with that matted weave, you can’t see the scalp”
by suckmyhuge February 24, 2025
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WEAVE AND BOP

weave is when you dodge a punch thrown by an opponent and punch them after
Damn did you see that weave and bop
by GOTDATIMBSON January 3, 2022
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bacon weave

1. strips of bacon weaved together to form a solid structural lattice, maximizing surface area.
2. some greasy haired bitch
God, look at Karen over there. A real bacon weave.
by Karen’s Bacon Weave January 28, 2018
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SOUND-WEAVE

A new music genre kicking off by it's founder: Lee Writes.

Lee Writes started out just by writing underground poetry over rap beats he'd produce for 10 years.

It wasn't until then that, the discovery of this new GENRE kicked off on the night of 2/25/22 at around 3:00 in the middle of the night.

Here's a better idea of what this new ground-breaking music GENRE is.

"SOUND-WEAVE" is multiple melodies that are cut "half-time", and go in "sync" with added effects giving mood, and ENERGY. (Energy is a MAJOR if not only SIGNATURE) part in "SOUND-WEAVING". There's many elements that go into this, "REVERSE", "MANIPULATION", "TRANSITION", and even when melodies "BREAK" apart forming different "TRANSFORMATIONS". I hope you enjoy "SOUND-WEAVE" and the different elements that come into place within' such emotional compositions.
Mike: What is Sound-Weave?

Random Guy: Sound-Weave is the music that really questions your reality. It's like a "mental trip" but, with sounds. You should check it out bro.
by anonymous February 27, 2022
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Bad weave

An obvious lie. Combines the ideas of a poorly constructed fake story and poorly done hair weave.
Tony's been bucking Tasha on the side, but he told his girl Lynnie he's been helping his sick Mom, but his mom's been at work every day. He's gonna get caught. That's just a bad weave.
by Grimy dog October 2, 2020
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