pond life

When someone is really shit, just like microrganisms in a pond, just insignificant little mongs.

"Them emos sat by the bin is a pond life"

by JPuffer July 12, 2022

old mill pond

Old Milwaukie Beer. It was cheap beer to get for college keggers.

We're drinking Old Mill Pond, as usual.

by goedeck January 03, 2010

Pond Diver

Carpenter Cunts that come from Powell Riva who are bottom feeders

You hear Nick T was a bit of a Pond Diver last night trying to drag any old cunt ome

by AussieCunt not pond diver April 28, 2023

bee pond

The act of pleasuring yourself by placing several small stones and marbles up your rectum for pleasure. Traditional bee ponding involves using different coloured marbles to attract bees.

Friend ('You have a lot of marbles Tom' Tom ('Yea they are my Bee Pond marbles')

Friend ('Where are the stones?')

by bee ponder October 31, 2019

pond crane

Tall, unusually lanky welding inspector. Can be identified by its extremely long legs. Most commonly found wading through welders tears on pipeline right-of-ways.

"There goes that ol' pond crane shutting the job down for no reason again.."

by Pipeline Pierce December 20, 2016

The Mystery Pond

Any depth of undentifable liquid

Ahhhhh the mystery pond

by Hedonia January 22, 2024

Hog ponding

Similar to diarrhea where the first poop being held back is a little turd followed by a massive dam of liquid sludge that bust loose after the initial hog has escaped. Normally there are corn fragments intermingled with said liquid. This mainly happens when person is sick.

Hey Will, are you feeling sick? Yeah I'm hog ponding at the moment.

Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.

by Will99912 January 02, 2025