Tom the affordable mechanic

A gay bisexual man pretending to fix thing and have a imagery trapline

You totally tom the affordable mechaniced it you know how it is

by Tom wealy December 26, 2021

Fanny mechanic

Slang name for a gynocologst

"I've just dropped my Mrs off at the Fanny mechanic for her check up"

by Obesio mourinio July 4, 2016

Meat Mechanic

One who is trained and/or skilled in the art of working a man's meat pole. Often linked to the term slut.

Person 1:Mmm, that broad worked me last night.
Person 2: Bro.. i hear she's a meat mechanic.
Person 1: FFFUUUUUUUUUU

by DeepInTheGame December 1, 2011

Mechanic Car Bomb

When someone takes a shit in a car during a mechanical repair

I did a mechanic car bomb yesterday

by 𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚖 𝙼𝚎𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚌 March 1, 2025

onion mechanic

A suburban thug with an uptight name like Camden or Vaughn who still lives this his or her parents despite having graduated high school years ago.

Is he STILL going to high school parties? What an onion mechanic.

by mechanic police October 10, 2008

Mechanic money shot

When you're draining a fluid from your car (oil, coolant, trans fluid, etc.) and it splashes out of the drain pan and gets all over your face.

*Tim pulls the drain plug and the oil splashes onto his face* Yeah baby, Tim just got the 'ol mechanic money shot right to the face!

by hgivjbnk October 14, 2025

Mechanically Sober

intoxicated to the level where you cannot function in a normal situation other than operating heavy machinery (IE: driving a motor vehicle or operating a forklift)

My mind was mechanically sober enough to let me drive the car home safely, but not talk without slurring words.

by colonrae May 28, 2015