Kirbied

A mid week drinking session that at its worst equals your best weekend session.

You ok Kirby? It’s Tuesday and you are twatted. Hope you are off work tomorrow don’t get too Kirbied.

by Milldog87 August 5, 2021

Kirby Jones

Kirby Jones is a really cute guy who will give you butterflies whenever you see him. He’s the type of guy who has unlimited confidence, it’s like he’s scared of nothing, he’s also the type of guy who would be really good to date, he’ll be a really good/loyal boyfriend and will be kinda overprotective. He’s also a goofy kinda guy who has a lot of friends, he also has a bit of a sensitive side but he’s loves being outdoors and love to rock climb. He also has a lot of muscle.

That guy over there look really cool

Oh yeah that’s Kirby jones, the really cute and sting guy

by Fluff butt06 March 29, 2022

kirby

Adjective: pink and round
Noun: A fat gay Vacuum cleaner that can Fly, Eat and spit

Wow your so bad, you play very kirby.

Dude, stop acting like a kirby its getting out of control.

Person A: See that guy over there.
Person B: Ewww, he looks like a kirby.

by SesameStreetSeed June 20, 2017

Kirby

A pink puffball that sucks up everything like a fat boy at a Golden Coral

Whoopsie daisys I seemed to have pulled a Kirby and eaten my best friend

by Fatman’s World August 13, 2020

Kirby's Death

The day Kirby 4LPHR4D on twitter, proshipper and creator of colatwt, 'poisoned' themselves over being called out on the shitty things they've done. Their last words in their discord server were "anyways my poison is kicking in in about like 15 minutes so like hooray you guys got what you wanted!! bye byeeee". They also made a suicide note on twitter where they said 'waddle on' in reference to club penguin.

"Do you remember Kirby's Death?"

"You mean when lil bro suibaited over being called out? Yeah."

by isaacwhysbiggestfan November 22, 2023

blaze Kirby

Sam Mersons slave, but better at everything compared to Pablo Montavez (Real Madrid is shit)

You should be like Blaze Kirby

by Blaze Kirby February 6, 2024

kid kirby

The kid kirby is the apex meat man , adaptive ,intelligent, and quick witted . Kid kirby uses his mental prowess to maneuver his victims into a verbal corner before effectively closing his victims. Use caution when engaging in bartering with the kid kirby as he will undoubtedly leave with all of your money

Shop manager : "what week we do about allof this thawed food!?"
Warehouse guy:" Give it to kid kirby he'll take care of it'

Customer"no thanks I just helped that kid kirby with for cases I'm stocked up

by Beastboykirbyz January 1, 2017